A NEW theme park will offer juggling, weed smoking and infectious diseases to students unable to afford to take a year out.
TOO many graduates have an insufficient knowledge of the psychosexual elements of the Alien films, industry leaders have warned.
TRAIN fare hikes are vital if rail executives are to double the size of their humongous homes by 2015, it was claimed last night.
THE News International cat was at least 2,000 miles from its bag, it was estimated last night.
ESTATE agents are struggling to find buyers for Britain's increasing number of on-fire homes, it has emerged.
FOUR year-old Gemma Logan has been unveiled as the new chief executive of the Royal Bank of Scotland.
BAD money thing make world have big new scary time, clever men say now.
SCARY dragon Duncan Bannatyne last night said he was 'in' for 30 per cent of a funky device that breaks people's arms.