THE collapse of budget airline Flyglobespan has left hundreds of passengers marooned on a remote island populated by dinosaurs and cannibals.
TWIGGY is a 300 year-old Bulgarian woman, Oil of Olay admitted last night.
SUPERMARKET giant Tesco has confirmed it will sell the Apple iPhone, thus creating the twin colossi of rampaging evil as foretold by scripture.
BONUSES should no longer be awarded simply on the basis of doing something properly, it was claimed last night.
THE makers of a popular hamster toy have reassured parents that their product does not contain excessive levels of horse labia.
MICROSOFT have admitted that some users of its new Windows 7 operating system have been confronted with the dreaded 'Black Screen of Paying £200 for Something That Doesn't Work'.
FORMER Baywatch star David Hasselhoff's psyche is set to become a multi-million dollar tourist attraction, with rides, cafes and high strangeness.