SUPERMARKET chain Asda is targeting its Spring campaign at the shambling underclass looking for bargains in their nightclothes.
NEW shiny thing make everything all better, say clever science man yesterday.
BRITAIN emerged from recession today as the economy grew by 15p.
A LEPRECHAUN has labelled TV cash-for-gold companies a 'rip-off' after receiving just £12.94 for his entire pot.
A GROWING number of UK householders are performing sex acts on lenders in lieu of mortgage payments, according to a new survey.
TV property shows rose by 1.8% last year as the easing of the credit crunch helped bring forward a second series of Dreadful Middle Class Bastards.