THE Serious Fraud Office is to launch an investigation after claims the Rover 200 may have been marketed as a car.
BANKERS have rejected Alistair Darling's plea not to return to the 'madness' that caused the recession, insisting they bloody love it.
MEET the new boss - same as the old boss, the Royal Bank of Scotland said today.
NINETIES indie heroes Blur have reformed as Blur Accountancy Ltd, offering fans a wide range of financial services.
THE near collapse of the UK banking system had nothing to do with the piece-of-shit regulations that govern it, chancellor Alistair Darling will claim today.
BRITAIN is well on its way to becoming a largely bucket- based economy, it was claimed last night. Press 'play' to get the Daily Mash right in your ears.