BRITAIN'S bosses could soon be forced to have thoughts and feelings about their enormous amounts of money, it has been announced.
THERE was widespread confusion today after a banker was arrested for losing billions of pounds.
A TELEVISION advert for Tesco featuring cheerful humans roaming its aisles is misleading, a watchdog has ruled.
BRITAIN'S banks have pledged that industry reform will not prevent them from toying with your pathetic life.
STAFF at McDonalds are to spend the next three years patiently
explaining that the number next to the photo of the food is the calorie
count, not the price.
MORE companies are opting for an incredibly attractive bankruptcy, it has emerged.
SIX in ten Britons regularly use internet coupons to spend less money on things that have absolutely no value.
THE world's iPhones have resigned, it has been confirmed.