COMPANY bosses have welcomed a new survey showing employees are experiencing exactly the right levels of stress to keeping them working like mules.
ROYAL Bank of Scotland, Lloyds and Northern Rock are to be broken up into lovely little kittens that would not hurt a fly, it emerged last night.
FAST food chain KFC is to be sued for animal cruelty after a swarm of mice was poisoned by a deluxe boneless box at its Leicester Square branch.
A MEDIUM-sized King Edward potato is 2009's most popular Christmas toy among recession-hit parents.
JJB Sports, the troubled high street vendor of television watching apparel, has finally dropped the 'Sports' from its name.