BRITAIN'S banks have pledged that industry reform will not prevent them from toying with your pathetic life.
STAFF at McDonalds are to spend the next three years patiently
explaining that the number next to the photo of the food is the calorie
count, not the price.
MORE companies are opting for an incredibly attractive bankruptcy, it has emerged.
SIX in ten Britons regularly use internet coupons to spend less money on things that have absolutely no value.
THE world's iPhones have resigned, it has been confirmed.
PEOPLE who buy things from Ikea are obviously Nazis, scientists confirmed last night.
A NEW theme park will offer juggling, weed smoking and infectious diseases to students unable to afford to take a year out.
TOO many graduates have an insufficient knowledge of the psychosexual elements of the Alien films, industry leaders have warned.