THE government is to boost the economy by giving £1bn to some builders instead of you and your friends.
PROTESTORS in the City of London have been offered a choice of high quality consumer goods if they will just go away.
RATINGS agency Fitch has cut Halifax's credit score because it despises that advert where they all sing.
THE Portas Inquiry into Britain's high streets will close every shop in the country because Mary Portas is such an utter moron, it has emerged.
ED Miliband’s tepid, slightly apologetic, attack on corporate behaviour was 'worse than actual murder', according to members of the business community.
COSMETICS behemoth L'Oreal has confirmed that it treats women of all races with the same degree of contempt.
BRITAIN'S bodily fluid cleaners have been working overtime after the launch date for the iPhone 5 was announced.
THERE is a chance the scary trader on the BBC News may have been acting selfishly, it has emerged.