A LEPRECHAUN has labelled TV cash-for-gold companies a 'rip-off' after receiving just £12.94 for his entire pot.
FEARS were growing today that chocolate buttons are inevitably going to end up tasting like shit.
A GROWING number of UK householders are performing sex acts on lenders in lieu of mortgage payments, according to a new survey.
TV property shows rose by 1.8% last year as the easing of the credit crunch helped bring forward a second series of Dreadful Middle Class Bastards.
A NEW 'sluts only' discount card is offering impressionable, sexually promiscuous women money off everything from drinks to scientific equipment.
THE National Union of Journalists last night demanded at least 12 new words for snow.