DOWNING Street has advertised for an experienced prostitution agent.
OWNERS of the iPad 3 will have to pay Apple a monthly fee for all the heat it generates.
THE government is to turn itself into the defunct mortgage company Northern Rock, Downing Street has confirmed.
THE fall of a Kate Moss hoarding onto shoppers augurs another recession, according to financial soothsayers.
PEOPLE who want an iPad 3 must complete a series of deliberately humiliating challenges, Apple CEO Tim Cook has confirmed.
A VAST floating pleasure palace is the ultimate prick machine, its designers have claimed.
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ELECTRONICS giant Apple has begun promoting Blackberry's unfortunate tablet machine out of a mixture of pity and guilt.