SIR Clive Sinclair has been told to stop this nonsense and just make a little car.
YOUR boss is exploring the uncharted regions of dickishness, according to new research.
CLOTHING giant Gap was last night forced to abandon its plan to replace its classic blue square logo with the swastika.
THE UK government could be made cheaper and more efficient if civil
servants were paid 50 pence an hour, the boss of Topshop has claimed.
MAJOR gas suppliers are attempting to convert their customers' bitter tears of woe into an eco-friendly fuel.
CHEAP clothes giant Primark is to stop selling clothes and instead simply charge the public to come and mess up its shops.
BUYERS of the highly-anticipated Halo Reach will be served by staff trained to ask them what exactly they are doing with their lives.