REGULATORS have given BT the go-ahead to set up a new super-fast broadband network and then charge rivals as much as it bloody well feels like to use it.
AHA ha ha ha ha ha ha, aha ha ha, aha ha ha ha ha, former Royal Bank of Scotland chief executive Sir Fred Goodwin said last night.
THE brain of prime minister Gordon Brown has gone into administration, Downing Street has confirmed.
FACEBOOK users are celebrating after the social network abandoned its bid to copyright the mind-numbingly tedious details of your pointless life.
THE risk control department at HBOS was run by Evel Knievel for nearly a decade, it emerged last night.
BRITAIN is well on its way to becoming a largely bucket- based economy, it was claimed last night.
DISGUSTING poor people across Britain were last night urging their 12 year-old sons to impregnate some local slapper.