GREGGS the baker last night assured its customers it would never ever judge them.
STUDENTS can have Windows 7 irritate the shit out of them for a reduced fee of £30, Microsoft has announced.
BLACKPOOL'S tourism industry can be saved if the rest of the United Kingdom is reduced to charred, smouldering rubble, it was claimed last night.
ACROSS the UK the search has begun for a business that is socially useful.
PLANS to cut-off the internet connections of people who share films and music have been branded an attack on the basic right to steal other people's property.
THE number of years Britain's unemployed will have to wait for their next job has been slashed from nine to eight, after an unexpected surge in business confidence.