A BRITISH inventor has developed an all-in-one council estate tragedy
shrine that can be erected within seconds of something 'sad' happening.
IPHONE users are set to return to their usual sobbing, foetal state with the release of IOS4.1.
MINI has made its first foray into the lucrative 'crossover' market with the launch of a 115,000 tonne aircraft carrier.
SOME of Britain's biggest energy companies may be run by greedy shits, according to the industry watchdog.
BRITAIN faces several more months of inflation doing things before eventually deciding to do some other, equally interesting things, the Bank of England warned today.
SO you can ban some woman for using the wrong Nectar card while 'it'
continues about its business unmolested, everyone told Sainsbury's last
ROCKETING petrol prices mean it is still the only thing at a service station that you can reasonably afford, according to new research.