THE Royal Bank of Scotland has been told to stop being selfish and let another bank have a turn at ruining the UK economy.
VAGUE plans to discuss bosses’ pay prove the Tory government is on the side of ordinary people, idiots believe.
IT IS too late for co-workers to ask an office temp what her name is, experts have confirmed.
SCHOLARS have found that Dante’s epic Inferno contained a circle in Hell for Black Friday shoppers.
THE government’s crackdown on letting agency fees is worse than anything that happened in Stalin’s Russia, letting agents agree.
PEOPLE who feel nostalgic about an old supermarket brand have been told to get a f**king grip.
THIS group of twats is working on something truly dreadful, it has emerged.
BRITAIN has asked retailers to cease their barrage of heartwarming Christmas adverts.