THE Royal Mail is to auction personalised postcodes to homeowners seeking to make their addresses more sexy.
NO sheepdog has ever made the transition to shepherd, it has emerged.
THE next version of Apple’s iPhone will have a visceral dislike for the police force.
DRINKS maker Coca-Cola has admitted using severed human heads to add a touch of piquancy.
BOSSES are acting like the bank holiday is a special treat of their devising.
DRUG importers, kidnappers and public officials bribed with suitcases of cash have been warned to bank their £50 notes.
THE Royal Bank of Scotland just wanted you to know that it is still deeply and disturbingly immoral.
ENERGY companies insist they do compete, but over things that are absolutely vile.