A COMPANY is starting to regret employing a former minister with no useful skills, it has admitted.
OFFICE workers who came in over Christmas did absolutely f**k all and are now off, everyone else has discovered.
THE idea that workers can switch jobs is a myth put about to stop them become depressed and unproductive, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S workers have returned to staring purposefully at their screens for eight hours.
EMPLOYEES of Sports Direct were encouraged to believe the outside world was a toxic wasteland in which they would quickly perish.
JOHN Lewis staff will tell customers how they achieve sexual bliss, in a bid to boost Christmas sales.
THE price of petrol has plunged to less than six times the price of the oil it comes from for the first time in a decade.
A MAN is hoping to raise enough money to buy himself a pint in Covent Garden.