INFLATION has dropped because Britain’s economy is running with the same fingers-crossed uncertainty as a Vauxhall Nova with 200,000 miles on the clock.
THE government has asked critics of the Olympic stadium deal with West Ham what they would have done with a f**king 80,000-seat stadium.
A MANAGER has identified one of his employees as having what it takes to work most weekends.
THE new 2017 pound coin will be a special ‘London pound’ worth less than half as much as the national version.
SHOPPERS at Asda are generally very angry people, it has emerged.
PATRIOTS have hailed the government’s Nissan deal as proof that when it comes to allowing multinational businesses to behave as they please, Britain again leads the world.
A MAN has squandered any chance of progressing at work by eating his packed lunch before midday.
THERESA May has announced plans to carpet Britain with runways and let the market decide.