Business

Work is fun, confirm bosses

BRITAIN’S bosses have confirmed that work is fun and not boring as claimed by Benefits Street star White Dee.

Nutella makers launch injectable chocolate

THE creators of Nutella have unveiled a new chocolate product that is taken intravenously.

Brainstorming ideas recorded and used against you

FRIENDLY brainstorming sessions are used to work out who should be sacked.

iWatch just idiotic thing we came up with after a few pints, admits Apple

APPLE has finally admitted the iWatch is never going to happen because it was the result of a Thursday night pub crawl.

Electricity mis-sold as pets

POWER giant E.On has been fined £12m for mis-selling energy as pet cats, dogs and fish.

Pfizer promises to share its personal stash

PFIZER has announced that if its takeover of AstraZeneca goes ahead it will let everyone try the special drugs it normally keeps for itself.

Bank of England doesn’t know how to raise interest rates

THE Governor of the Bank of England has admitted they couldn't raise interest rates even if they wanted to.

Royal Mail to sell personalised postcodes

THE Royal Mail is to auction personalised postcodes to homeowners seeking to make their addresses more sexy.