A MAN has squandered any chance of progressing at work by eating his packed lunch before midday.
THERESA May has announced plans to carpet Britain with runways and let the market decide.
THE Bank of England has promised anyone worried about inflation that soon they will look back and marvel at how naive they were.
NO chip shop is world famous, it has been confirmed.
A MARMITE fan is worried he cannot function without the delightful taste of yeast.
MORE people are finding employment and forming new business ventures through Airbnb than LinkedIn, it has emerged.
A LEADING clown union has complained that creepy clown sightings are putting young people off clowning as a career.
TRAIN company bosses have asked customers to help decide which incredibly fancy car they should buy.