Business
Zuckerberg warns staff to stay off Facebook
FACEBOOK'S business woes are the result of its staff wasting time on their own website, it has emerged.
Leading economists call for new ways to dispose of Osborne
NINE top economists have published an open letter calling for a new approach to lifting Britain out of George Osborne.
Olympic village Cash4Gold outlet overwhelmed
THE first few days of the Olympics have seen business booming for the capital's newest branch of Cash4Gold.
McDonalds staff going for gold stars
MCDONALDS workers from around the globe are dreaming of finishing the games with coveted gold stars.
Dolphins recruited to top banking jobs
BOTTLENOSE dolphins have been installed as executives by several high street banks, it has emerged.
G4S unveils ED-209
SECURITY company G4S has revealed its solution to their Olympics staffing shortfall – Enforcement Droid Series 209.
Tulip bulb mania returns to Europe
SAVERS in Britain, Germany and France are taking their funds out of the banking system and putting them into tulip bulbs.
Banks create 340,000 scapegoat roles
THE UK's banks have provided a major boost to the economy by creating a third of a million jobs for professional blame-takers.