THE makers of Blackberry have been bought by teens eager to keep their favourite hook-up network intact.
APPLE has retaliated against Tesco's tablet computer by opening a minimalist supermarket selling forward-thinking foods.
FACEBOOK is to replace users' boring posts with exciting fictional versions.
MARKS & Spencer is unsure whether it is a supermarket or a quasi-spiritual organisation offering the promise of a better life.
THE key to a happy workforce is giving them more money, it has emerged.