ALL problems at Sports Direct will disappear now Mike Ashley is chief executive, jubilant employees have confirmed.
LETTING agents charge a lot because it takes years of training to master printing out a contract, it has been claimed.
A MANAGER who kept talking about company loyalty has left without hesitation for more cash.
THE lack of any ‘Brexit effect’ in employment, the stock market and the wider UK economy proves that Brexit is yet to take place, say experts.
A NEW type of yoghurt is being marketed on its lack of creaminess.
SAINSBURY’S has confirmed it had no idea that changing its meal deal ever-so-slightly would create a shitload of free publicity on social media.
THE seasonal aisle in a supermarket is reflecting on the passing of summer into autumn and the inexorable march of time.
THE EU has ruled that Apple is not a kindly old crofter living in an isolated cottage in County Mayo, as it had claimed for tax purposes.