ALL loyalty card holders must show complete obedience, supermarkets have announced.
SENIOR tax officials have admitted that their sole agenda is to get self-employed people into prison cells.
A ROADSIDE Christmas tree seller has confidently predicted that business will go from strength to strength.
A CAFE specialising in cereal is the sort of maddening hipster idiocy you would be up to if they hadn’t come up with it first.
A JUNIOR accountant’s disciplinary proceedings were full of festive cheer because everyone involved was wearing a Christmas jumper.
MCDONALD’S has revealed that its nuggets contain locally-sourced boy.
PREMIER Foods has unveiled a new range of bastards who smell of fresh strawberries.
THE number of people simultaneously talking down a static-filled phone line has been estimated as between five and the entire population of Preston.