FOR some reason women do not feel utterly patronised by all advertising, researchers have found.
AL-QAEDA has opened a branch in India offering jihad, anti-western diatribes and two keys for a pound.
LONDON’S tallest building has become Europe’s biggest branch of Cancer Research.
WORKERS who demand to be paid are missing out on valuable opportunities to showcase themselves and add to their CVs, it has been claimed.
RYANAIR has introduced ‘business class’ by selling tickets for proper airlines.
A GROUP of New York mobsters has visited Britain to get tips on exploitation from train companies.
TECHNOLOGY giant Apple has launched a campaign to remove the negative connotations of the word ‘gimmick’.
THE omnipotent John Lewis has descended from the heavens to stop customers taking the piss with free cakes.