SLAVES across the world are fully employed for the 4,600th year since records began.
RBS said it will definitely move to London after independence, but admitted that must be really scary for Alex Salmond.
FOR some reason women do not feel utterly patronised by all advertising, researchers have found.
AL-QAEDA has opened a branch in India offering jihad, anti-western diatribes and two keys for a pound.
LONDON’S tallest building has become Europe’s biggest branch of Cancer Research.
WORKERS who demand to be paid are missing out on valuable opportunities to showcase themselves and add to their CVs, it has been claimed.
RYANAIR has introduced ‘business class’ by selling tickets for proper airlines.
A GROUP of New York mobsters has visited Britain to get tips on exploitation from train companies.