A GERBIL forgotten by its owners survived by establishing a thriving online business selling self-tapping screws, it has emerged.
THE withdrawal of HSBC's Cartel Plus account has left Mexico's drug lords saddled with inconvenient cash.
STARBUCKS staff are to shave their heads in aid of the British government.
YOUR tax bill can be negotiated over a cup of tea and a chocolate Hobnob, officials have confirmed.
THE traditional John Lewis Boxing Day advert will tell the story of the 'snow-wife' returning her new hat, scarf and gloves because she absolutely hates them.