BOSSES who have no idea what their staff are doing have welcomed the acquittal of Rebekah Brooks.
ANDY Coulson’s completely obvious involvement in phone hacking prompted his trial jury to ask if they could find him more than guilty.
THE Bank of England has been given special powers to put fancy hats on the top of huge home loans that will destroy the economy.
INTERNET giant Amazon is no longer selling any products following disputes with every publisher, film producer, record label and mop manufacturer in the world.
SHOPPERS claim to have seen a man buy two things at a farmers’ market.
BRITAIN'S rows of tedious, depressing chain shops are under threat from online retailers.
APPLE has paid £156m for the start-up that hacks into iPhones and demands a fee to unlock them.
BRITAIN’S bosses have confirmed that work is fun and not boring as claimed by Benefits Street star White Dee.