THE snow has praised its PR and marketing team for this year's 'South East: It's All White' campaign.
CORPORATE entertainment behemoth Blockbuster has lost its 14-year battle with quirky local film shop 'Cinephiles'.
HIGH street shops face a new threat as animals have begun selling an array of consumer goods.
DICKHEAD-STYLE 'indie' coffee shops may actually be run by bastards, it has been claimed.
THE secret society running the world has announced a 43% increase in Christmas sales of its popular Toblerone bar.
YOGHURTS in temporarily-available flavours will become valuable nest eggs, experts have claimed.
A GERBIL forgotten by its owners survived by establishing a thriving online business selling self-tapping screws, it has emerged.
THE withdrawal of HSBC's Cartel Plus account has left Mexico's drug lords saddled with inconvenient cash.