A HOMEWORKER maintains age-old office traditions by drinking heavily during her Friday lunch hour.
LEGO has announced a new line of building bricks that are invisible to stupid children.
THE government has confirmed there is absolutely nothing it can do to save the non-London-based steel industry.
McDONALD’S has unveiled its latest food item that will fail because it is not a burger.
A TENANT in a London flat has been evicted for attempting to pay the same amount in rent for two consecutive months.
FACEBOOK’S small tax bill means it is eligible for a range of benefits for people on low incomes, it has emerged.
BRITAIN has asked Tesco if it could stop dragging it out and just die.
ORDINARY Britons are to buy Lloyds bank so that they can send it back to the hell from which it came.