UNATTRACTIVE estate agents are to blame for the fragility on the UK property market.
ABSOLUTELY everything your colleagues do is annoying, it has emerged.
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.
THE high cost of petrol may not be caused by poltergeists, it has emerged.
WAITROSE is the best supermarket for fresh produce and highly attractive middle-aged women, it has been claimed.
THE latest set of GDP figures indicate the UK economy may have suffered some sort of cataclysmic event about five years ago.