THE UK is buying in six weeks’ worth of groceries to get them through Easter Sunday when all supermarkets are closed.
SPORTS Direct owner Mike Ashley has admitted that he may be forced to discount prices in his stores for the first time.
TECHNOLOGY giant Apple has unveiled a new kind of production line worker that only needs feeding every other day.
A SIX-PACK of Monster Munch and two toffee fudge milkshakes have been added to the inflation basket to stop children whining.
PAYING £250 a year to rent a landline to receive marketing calls on is worth every penny, Britain has agreed.
MARK Zuckerberg has thrown his pocket change at UK tax authorities and is watching them pitifully scrabble for it.
COSTLY craft beer often has the same alcohol content as normal beer, it has emerged.
NINE in every ten Londoners are working shifts as levitating Yodas around the capital, it has emerged.