A DAMNING report into former bank bosses has raised the question of whether anyone should be allowed to work in finance.
BRITAIN'S leading supermarket is to manufacture a blandly efficient range of Tesco Value Music.
GIRAFFE restaurants attached to supermarkets promise a new era in soul-destruction, Tesco has claimed.
JOHN Lewis has announced that its 17% staff bonuses will be paid in the form of non-essential household accessories.
BRITAIN will oppose an EU ban on gently warming the testicles of bankers.
BRITISH Gas will take on 1,000 young people over the next three years and teach them how to be unremitting bastards.
WORKING from home is great - it's almost like being free.