SAINSBURY'S has confirmed that collecting Nectar points is done for the sheer love of it.
A BOSS has demanded that his staff create a wildly successful viral video for a boring business idea.
BOSSES across the UK are going to make you work harder so they can buy more things, according to a new survey.
IMBECILES around the UK are preparing to be enchanted by an advert for a big shop.
SUPERMARKET giant Tesco is to scan faces as part of a plan to murder shoppers and replace them with clones.
ROYAL Bank of Scotland is not going to split after admitting the concept of a 'good bank' is too mental to contemplate.
BRITISH branches of Tesco throw away a fiver’s worth of alcohol every year, they have confirmed.
YAHOO'S radical new PR strategy involves making all its customers want to strangle it.