THE traditional 40-minute wait to collect a parcel will be unaffected by Royal Mail privatisation, it has been claimed.
THE forthcoming Twitter flotation is set to attract massive investment from the social network's thriving egg community.
LABOUR leader Ed Miliband has announced the first of his promised hikes in the price of gas and electricity.
THE makers of Blackberry have been bought by teens eager to keep their favourite hook-up network intact.
APPLE has retaliated against Tesco's tablet computer by opening a minimalist supermarket selling forward-thinking foods.
FACEBOOK is to replace users' boring posts with exciting fictional versions.
MARKS & Spencer is unsure whether it is a supermarket or a quasi-spiritual organisation offering the promise of a better life.