AN OFFICE worker's holiday handover email is just a passive aggressive list of reasons she hates her job, it has been revealed.
A RECEPTIONIST at a leading City firm has been sent home without pay for refusing to wear a jewelled leather codpiece.
A MANAGER has asked one of her team to ‘put all this in an email’ because she could not think of anything else to say.
CASHOLOGISTS have argued that tax havens offer the last unspoiled refuge for untamed profits.
THE Bank of Mum and Dad is run by total bastards just like all banks, it has emerged.
LOW-EARNERS are facing criticism for making practically no contribution to taxation when compared to the extremely rich.
BHS has had a last-minute reprieve after being bought by Northern grandmothers.
THE UK has properly relaxed for the first time in three years following news that Tesco has returned to profit.