THE maker of Candy Crush Saga has been bought for $5.9 billion by a child whose parents forgot to disable in-app purchases.
A HOMEWORKER maintains age-old office traditions by drinking heavily during her Friday lunch hour.
LEGO has announced a new line of building bricks that are invisible to stupid children.
THE government has confirmed there is absolutely nothing it can do to save the non-London-based steel industry.
McDONALD’S has unveiled its latest food item that will fail because it is not a burger.
A TENANT in a London flat has been evicted for attempting to pay the same amount in rent for two consecutive months.
FACEBOOK’S small tax bill means it is eligible for a range of benefits for people on low incomes, it has emerged.
BRITAIN has asked Tesco if it could stop dragging it out and just die.