Business

Apple HQ 'is giant ouija board'

THE Apple corporation's new HQ has been designed to channel messages from Steve Jobs.

Should anyone be allowed to work in the City?

A DAMNING report into former bank bosses has raised the question of whether anyone should be allowed to work in finance.

Tesco launches economy music range

BRITAIN'S leading supermarket is to manufacture a blandly efficient range of Tesco Value Music.

Tesco lays foundation for new level of hell

GIRAFFE restaurants attached to supermarkets promise a new era in soul-destruction, Tesco has claimed.

John Lewis bonus paid in garlic presses and glass paperweights

JOHN Lewis has announced that its 17% staff bonuses will be paid in the form of non-essential household accessories.