Black widow Jerry Hall to marry convicted poisoner Rupert Murdoch
MODEL Jerry Hall, whose four previous husbands met unexplained deaths, is to become the sixth wife of convicted poisoner Rupert Murdoch.
Hall, who was left with a $314 million fortune by her first three Texan oil billionaire husbands, was married to Mick Jagger before he was killed by falling crotch-first into a Nutribullet smoothie blender.
Her fiance has dispatched several spouses using Horlicks laced with a flavourless substance.
The couple, who announced their engagement in a black-bordered notice in The Times, told media their marriage will be a long and happy one.
Hall said: “I’m already encouraging his interests in visiting printing presses when nobody’s around and really leaning out over the safety railing.
“He loves to cook for me, often questioning me for hours on the exact taste of every mouthful and my BMI. This is one marriage that won’t end in divorce.”