I Have Feet, Says Ricky Martin
POP star Ricky Martin has ended years of speculation by confirming that he has a foot at the end of each of his legs.
Sitting on a dayglo pink chair in the shape of a foot, he said: "I am blessed with feet. I am a proud, two-footed man.
"I want the world to know that my feet are a gift that give me life. And also help me to stand up, walk my chihuahua and operate machinery with my toes."
The Puerto Rican star said he had tried to conceal his befootedness for years after his advisers told him it could hurt his career.
He added: "I always wondered about that given that 99% of my fans are two-footed men who spend a lot of time and money trying to look exactly like me."
The singer found fame with the boy band Menudo but launched his solo career with the 1999 hit Good God, I'm So Obviously Gay.
Martin fan Tom Logan said: "When I saw him dancing around on stage I strongly suspected he had at least one foot and possibly as many as two.
"It did occur to me that he had two children, but then again Oscar Wilde also had children and feet."
Meanwhile showbiz pundits say Martin's announcement could pave the way for Hollywood superstar Tom Cruise to confirm that he has brown hair.