KATONA FORCED TO GO TO ICELAND

KERRY Katona will be doing all her shopping at Iceland from now on, the bankrupt star revealed last night.

Christ only knows

The former Atomic Kitten singer, 27, has admitted she will now be forced to buy the Bumper Barbecue pack of 1500 beef-like burgers for £1.19 and a 20kg box of Honey Glazed Animal Bits for 99p.

The mother-of-four's shopping trolley is also likely to include a 132-pack of Grizzle Sticks, the 'Summer Platter' of fish cones, pork nodes and crispy chicken strippers, as well as a lemon and kidney cheesecake.

It completes the fall from grace of the I'm A Celebrity... star who once filled her Cheshire home with the world's most expensive meat.

Katona said: "Friday night was always something fancy. Maybe wood pigeon toasties or partridge in a bap.

"We used to have a big bowl of foie gras on the kitchen table. At first the kids put it in their hair, but they kept getting attacked by dogs."

She added: "From now on it's shaped pork, crispy deep fried parts and a family-sized bag of Chicken Tubes.

"It's the little things I miss the most. Especially those pink, fishy things with the long heads and all the legs. What do you call them?"

KERRY KATONA'S NEW WEEKLY MEAL PLAN

MONDAY: Chicken drumshapes

TUESDAY: Chicken drumshapes

WEDNESDAY: Neighbourhood cat

THURSDAY: Chicken drumshapes

FRIDAY: Beeftubes

SATURDAY: Pigsticks

SUNDAY: Oblong Mashed Turkey Product™