Katona Forced To Go To Iceland
KERRY Katona will be doing all her shopping at Iceland from now on, the bankrupt star revealed last night.

The mother-of-four's shopping trolley is also likely to include a 132-pack of Grizzle Sticks, the 'Summer Platter' of fish cones, pork nodes and crispy chicken strippers, as well as a lemon and kidney cheesecake.
Katona said: "Friday night was always something fancy. Maybe wood pigeon toasties or partridge in a bap.
"We used to have a big bowl of foie gras on the kitchen table. At first the kids put it in their hair, but they kept getting attacked by dogs."
She added: "From now on it's shaped pork, crispy deep fried parts and a family-sized bag of Chicken Tubes.
"It's the little things I miss the most. Especially those pink, fishy things with the long heads and all the legs. What do you call them?"
KERRY KATONA'S NEW WEEKLY MEAL PLAN
MONDAY: Chicken drumshapes
TUESDAY: Chicken drumshapes
WEDNESDAY: Neighbourhood cat
THURSDAY: Chicken drumshapes
FRIDAY: Beeftubes
SATURDAY: Pigsticks
SUNDAY: Oblong Mashed Turkey Product™
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