McCartney hoping this one isn’t mad

SIR Paul McCartney last night toasted his new bride saying, ‘I really hope you’re not a complete nutcase’.

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The Beatles legend married Nancy Shevell in London as McCartney’s close friends and family scoured her face for even a hint of insanity.

A friend said: “So far, so good. I thought I saw a glimmer of barking but it was just a shadow caused by a pigeon.

“She’s very nice and unlike the last one doesn’t actually think he’s an imposter who replaced the real Paul McCartney in 1966.”

At the reception in his luxury St John’s Wood home, Sir Paul told his bride: “You’re a totally gear chick. I think you’re fab and not at all grotty.

“So here’s to the ongoing balance of the chemicals in your brain.”

Sir Paul then took to the piano and sang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer in what guests described as a ‘friendly warning’ to his latest wife.

Martin Bishop, showbiz relationship analyst at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: “The unfortunate thing is Nancy has her own money, so if she is mad and they do fall out there won’t be a disturbingly revealing court case.

“She may well be able to keep her bonkers under the radar.”