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NOEL EDMONDS 'SHOULD DONATE ORGANS IMMEDIATELY' Print E-mail

TV quiz show host Noel Edmonds should be required to donate his major organs, preferably today, according to a new opinion poll.

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Kidneys or No Kidneys? No Kidneys.
Chief Medical Officer Sir Liam Donaldson has called for the forced removal of organs in order to make Britain a more decent society.

Sir Liam had suggested a trial programme involving vagrants and traffic wardens, but polls now show the public mood is in favour of opening up the Deal or No Deal tycoon.

A MCI/Canter poll asked a representative sample of 1024 British adults when Noel Edmonds organs should be removed.

Ten per cent said doctors should wait until he has a helicopter accident, 25 per cent said 'sometime in the next month' while an overwhelming 65 per cent said, 'immediately'.

Edmonds was a popular figure during the 1970s when he presented Swap Shop and Top of the Pops.

But his popularity took a dip when he moved to Crinkly Bottom, his fictional hell-hole, and by the late 1990s he was the subject of several five-figure bounties.

His reappearance three years ago at the helm of the Channel 4 game show was described by one commentator as a "wanton act of provocation".

Sir Liam said: "I would have preferred to use vagrants. But at the end of the day I just want the organs and I'm not going to go around asking a lot of awkward questions."





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