Celebrity

Iguana named sexiest lizard alive

THREE-YEAR-OLD iguana Nikki Hollis has been named sexiest lizard alive by men's magazine Esquire.

Mia Farrow 'impregnated by easy listening cult'

ACTRESS Mia Farrow has claimed she mysteriously fell pregnant during a ritual by a secret sect of easy listening fanatics.

Samantha Cameron calls off divorce

THE prime minister's wife has halted divorce proceedings after realising she'd lose a sweet £200-a-year tax break.

Dawkins memoir leaves out bit about Zeus creating him from clay

RICHARD Dawkins's autobiography controversially omits his creation by lightning on the slopes of Mount Olympus.

Princess Diana 'had terrible hair'

PRINCESS Diana's hair looked really weird, it has been claimed.

Prince William to set up PR agency

PRINCE William is to quit the armed forces and become a full-time public relations consultant.

Miley Cyrus's tongue growing uncontrollably

MILEY Cyrus's tongue will soon be three times longer than her body, experts have warned.

Prince Andrew commits perfect crime

PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.