TAYLOR Swift is to produce pornography that is unremarkable on the surface but really gets into your head.
CHERYL from Girls Aloud has told young female singers they will need to prostitute themselves creatively but not physically.
PRINCE Harry has been called up to play bass in The Fall.
BRITAIN has been celebrating the life of Richard III, who was misunderstood although he did probably murder two kids.
MUSICIAN Morrissey has abandoned his usual miserablism for a day enjoying everything good life has to offer.
STARS who have left the BBC for ITV have beseeched Jeremy Clarkson to join them in the darkness.
JEREMY Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC for helping some disabled children.
VARIOUS actresses, musicians and the Kardashians have celebrated a day for famous females who want to get a bit more famous.