BRITAIN has told the Duchess of Cambridge that her pathetically sentimental baby photos should stay on Facebook where they belong.
KIM Jong-un has admitted that all he can think about is Charlotte Church.
A 54 YEAR-old man from Hertfordshire has revealed he read an entire Daily Mail story about Caitlyn Jenner.
JESUS has returned as a sawfish, spreading his gospel and digging out crustaceans.
GEORGE Clooney has expressed frustration at having frozen pizza every evening because of his wife’s busy work schedule.
PRINCE Harry has revealed that entering the army prevented him joining a notorious South Kensington street gang.
LETTERS from the King of the Badgers to the prime minister refer to Prince Charles as 'daddy'.
NIGEL Farage has resigned as leader of UKIP and been shipped to the island where all Nigels meet their end.