THE late Ronnie Biggs has been hailed for his contribution to theft.
TIME Magazine's prestigious Pope of the Year award has been handed to new-pope-on-the-block Pope Francis.
A COUPLE have won the legal right to be married in a British Scientology chapel, allowing Tom Cruise to be a best man for the 3,814th time.
NELSON Mandela has passed away after wearing himself out by changing the world.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has wowed people by arriving at a location in some clothes.
MAIL Online is celebrating a victory against Google which leaves it the number one internet resource for underage images.
THE Prince of Wales has been hailed as a hero by people who feel they've done nothing with their lives.
RICHARD Dawkins has threatened punitive action against anyone giving or receiving his books for Christmas.