EVERYONE who attended the society wedding of the year is completely fantastic in every way.
A SPATE of restaurant fires in Heaven has been linked to Tony Soprano.
THE former Pope's mystery-shrouded miracle was completing an impossible computer game in the 80s, it has emerged.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has revealed that her birth plan includes some murder mystery DVDs and a homemade pork pie.
THE BBC paid vast sums to allow The Voice star Sir Tom Jones to hunt humans, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is still a world-leader at producing people who can fall out of buildings, it has been confirmed.
RUPERT Murdoch and his wife are to divorce after she stumbled across a pentagram painted in blood in the basement of their New York mansion.