THE newly-reanimated 18th century writer Dr Johnson is not enjoying modern London.
THE Queen has suffered extensive injuries after being repeatedly thrown into the air during birthday celebrations.
WOMEN are not sufficiently manly to be racing drivers, according to Stirling Moss.
VINCE Cable criticised One Direction because he loves The Wanted, it has emerged.
ARDENT Thatcher fans are snapping up replicas of her famous hairstyle.
HETEROSEXUAL men who claim to fancy Ryan Gosling are being offered sex with him.