THE Queen’s corgis have been left permanently changed after consuming vast quantities of magic mushrooms.
THE Queen is to let Prince Philip deliver the Christmas speech, mainly just to see what will happen.
BRITONS have confirmed that they have no interest in touching the royal family.
THE royal family is now the intellectual property of the Walt Disney Company, it has emerged.
SINGER Chris Rea has set off on the drive back to his house for the festive season, it has been confirmed.
THE ridiculously good-looking lingerie models of Victoria’s Secret have confirmed that they were all quiet loners at school.
GRAND Designs host Kevin McCloud has launched a clinical, futuristic Christmas grotto for poncey families.
THE shady figure who sold Myleene Klass a Catford garage for £2 million is refusing to discuss the deal.