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Queen 'landed with a sickening crunch'

THE Queen has suffered extensive injuries after being repeatedly thrown into the air during birthday celebrations.

Women 'not manly enough for Formula One'

WOMEN are not sufficiently manly to be racing drivers, according to Stirling Moss.

Vince Cable really into The Wanted

VINCE Cable criticised One Direction because he loves The Wanted, it has emerged.

Thatcher wigs sell out across UK

ARDENT Thatcher fans are snapping up replicas of her famous hairstyle.

Straight men challenged to actually have sex with Ryan Gosling

HETEROSEXUAL men who claim to fancy Ryan Gosling are being offered sex with him.

BBC coverage of Thatcher’s funeral pre-emptively slammed

THE BBC's live coverage of Baroness Thatcher's funeral next week has been slammed for its bias, incompetence and lack of respect.