THE shady figure who sold Myleene Klass a Catford garage for £2 million is refusing to discuss the deal.
ARNOLD Schwarzenegger fans are paying almost a million pounds to have him kill them then make a wry comment.
FATE has apologised for sleeping on the job and allowing Bono to emerge unscathed from an air accident.
A PHOTO of Kim Kardashian extending her buttocks has destroyed the very essence of what it is to be human.
JESUS Christ’s wife Mary Magdalene forced him to get a boring admin job, it has emerged.
PROFESSOR Brian Cox is an extra-terrestrial, it has emerged.
ATTACHING Russell Brand to a big cross would probably sort everything out, it has been claimed.
THOUSANDS of people who find actual music too confusing are excited to purchase the new single by Cheryl Cole.