Celebrity
Middleton exorcised after speaking in tongues
FUTURE royal brood mare Kate Middleton was admitted to church last night after apparently being possessed by Satan.
iPhone barricades itself in motel with drugs and whores
THE increasingly unpopular iPhone last night barricaded itself in a motel room with a brace of whores and a side arm.
Oliver made teenage boys give semen sample after meeting Cherie Blair
TV CHEF Jamie Oliver forced a group of boys to try and achieve sexual fruition after they had encountered Cherie Blair, it has been claimed.
Rotting elephant corpse parties with Kerry Katona
THE decomposing elephant from Channel 4's Life After Death has been spotted partying with Kerry Katona at a string of exclusive London clubs.
Meryl Streep attacks Carlos Tevez
MERYL Streep has revealed how her portrayal of Margaret Thatcher has turned her into a swivel-eyed maniac.
Celebrities still think they deserve privacy
BRITAIN'S famous people are still insisting they are entitled to any kind of private life, it emerged last night.
Don't say she was constantly drunk, BBC told Sissons
BBC newsreader Peter Sissons was told not to mention that the Queen Mother was usually hammered.
Jordan's writers to kill off Alex Reid
THE writing team behind Jordan is considering killing Alex Reid amid concerns the story is becoming too complex for its target demographic.