FREAK wrangler Simon Cowell has signed a 50-year-old woman after footage of her slamdunking a cat became an internet sensation.
BRAVE X Factor judge Cheryl Cole has overcome her recent death with the aid of hooks and pulleys.
X FACTOR winner Joe McElderry's eagerly-anticipated first admission of gayness is to be released this week.
EVERYONE who has watched the Kerry Katona sex tape has died mysteriously within a week, it was claimed yesterday.
MODEL and TV presenter Alexa Chung is to become the face of boiled pigs' intestines, it was announced last night.
THE Queen is to put some balls in her mouth for the first time in more than 50 years, Buckingham Palace has confirmed.