Royal foetus planning typical royal lifestyle

THE royal foetus plans to get a pair of mediocre A-levels, have a brief military career or set up an unsuccessful cake business, it has emerged.

It had better not be ginger, Queen warns Harry

IF Kate Middleton's baby has red hair there is going to be big trouble, the Queen has warned Prince Harry.

Kate Middleton breached my privacy, says orangutan

THE orangutan photographed by Kate Middleton is seeking damages, it has emerged.

Peaches Geldof pregnant with herself

PEACHES Geldof has revealed she is due to give birth to herself in less than two months.