THE best thing about being monarch is the huge amount of money you get, the Queen has confirmed.
EVERYONE who attended the society wedding of the year is completely fantastic in every way.
A SPATE of restaurant fires in Heaven has been linked to Tony Soprano.
THE former Pope's mystery-shrouded miracle was completing an impossible computer game in the 80s, it has emerged.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has revealed that her birth plan includes some murder mystery DVDs and a homemade pork pie.
THE BBC paid vast sums to allow The Voice star Sir Tom Jones to hunt humans, it has emerged.