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Teen vigil at Hobsbawm house

THOUSANDS of inconsolable teenage girls have gathered at the home of deceased historian Eric Hobsbawm.

Jimmy Savile 'presented Jim'll Fix It'

LEGENDARY sexual deviant Jimmy Savile presented a television programme called Jim'll Fix It, it has emerged.

Godzilla dies in Monster Island nursing home

THE 200ft tall mutant reptile Godzilla has passed away peacefully in his sleep.

Queen's mind still very active for 86

THE QUEEN still does cryptic crosswords and has the active mind of a woman 20 years younger, it has been confirmed.

Third Middleton sister to have controversial vagina

FOLLOWING the success of Kate's breasts and Pippa's arse, plans are underway to launch a third Middleton sister who will have a 'controversial vagina'.