THE name of the new royal baby is a reflection of his parents' deepest passions, it has been confirmed.
THE Welsh have demanded the royal baby be given to them so the initiation can begin.
THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender.
HARRY Potter author JK Rowling has been revealed as the enigmatic dubstep producer Burial.
AWARDING a knighthood to Andy Murray would be a bit pathetic, it has been confirmed.