Celebrity
Sale Of Clooney Villa 'Like A Bereavement', Say Men
GEORGE Clooney's decision to sell his lakefront Italian villa is like the death of a close friend, men said last night.
Cheryl Plans Ghastly, Nouveau Riche Divorce
CHERYL Cole last night unveiled plans for a lavish and vulgar divorce involving lots of matching suits and a really big smoked salmon.
Heartbroken Cheryl Wears Mini-Kiev On Wedding Finger
CHERYL Cole jetted off to Los Angeles last night, but sent wayward husband Ashley a poignant message by swapping her wedding ring for a mini chicken kiev.
Men Reveal Pain At Cheryl's Lack Of Promiscuity
CHERYL Cole's refusal to indulge in graphic sexual misdemeanours is causing 'deep and lasting pain' to Britain's men, it emerged yesterday.
Missus In Right Old Tiz Over Bit Of Fun With Dolly Birds
TV presenter Vernon Kaye's missus shouldn't get her knickers in a twist over a bit of saucy fun, Seventies experts said last night.
Brangelina Split Foretold In Book Of Isiah
PASSAGES in the Old Testament predict the current relationship problems between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, according to a leading academic.
Hear'Say Reform As Vigilante Group
FORMER pop sensations Hear'say have reunited to dish out brutal street-style justice to Britain's hardest thugs.
Enormous Americans Eat Jamie Oliver
OBESE Americans last night rejected Jamie Oliver's latest food campaign by deep frying him in hog fat and eating his head.