DOZENS of celebrities are rich, it has emerged.
CELEBRITIES are to have the meaning of the word 'bully' explained to them, in a bid to stop it becoming utterly meaningless.
JEREMY Clarkson has infuriated wildlife groups by describing owls as 'head-rotating gaylords' and 'mouse munchers'.
THE Olympic torch is becoming increasingly arrogant and egotistical, it has emerged.
HAVING an interest in Lindsay Lohan is a form of insanity, psychiatrists have confirmed.
US REALITY star Kim Kardashian will face Pippa Middleton in a buttock-based confrontation that could decide the future of the monarchy.
A 22-YEAR-OLD Londoner has been amazed to find more than a hundred stories about her weight, dress sense and love life on the Daily Mail's website.
ONCE-GREAT Jedi Master Yoda will flog anything for cash, it has emerged.