Celebrity

World wondering when it'll turn on Jennifer Lawrence

THE world's moviegoers are debating when they'll decide they can no longer stand actress Jennifer Lawrence.

Prince George begins boarding school

THE one-year-old heir to the British throne has started his first term at Gordonstoun preparatory school.

Mariah Carey getting nothing for Christmas again

POP star Mariah Carey will, once again, receive no Christmas presents from her family or friends.

Man celebrated for achievement in the field of stealing

THE late Ronnie Biggs has been hailed for his contribution to theft.

Pope named Pope of the Year

TIME Magazine's prestigious Pope of the Year award has been handed to new-pope-on-the-block Pope Francis.

Tom Cruise is best man at every Scientology wedding

A COUPLE have won the legal right to be married in a British Scientology chapel, allowing Tom Cruise to be a best man for the 3,814th time.

Mandela understandably exhausted

NELSON Mandela has passed away after wearing himself out by changing the world.

Duchess wows easily-wowed crowd

THE Duchess of Cambridge has wowed people by arriving at a location in some clothes.