PRINCE Harry’s naked buttocks are a blank screen onto which Britain will project its hopes and dreams, it has been confirmed.
SCREEN siren Angelina Jolie is engaged to the actor/screenwriter Justin Theroux, her spokesman has announced.
KATIE Holmes has left the world of Scientology for a more normal type of bullshit by experimenting with Catholicism.
THE pre-nuptial agreement between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes guarantees the Mission Impossible actor sole custody of his wife's Operating Thetan.
THE break-up of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis has left heterosexual men unsure which one they like most.
DOZENS of celebrities are rich, it has emerged.
CELEBRITIES are to have the meaning of the word 'bully' explained to them, in a bid to stop it becoming utterly meaningless.
JEREMY Clarkson has infuriated wildlife groups by describing owls as 'head-rotating gaylords' and 'mouse munchers'.