AGEING actor Harrison Ford has forgotten his starring role in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, it emerged last night.
BRITISH culture was dealt a devastating blow last night after Cheryl Cole was sacked by Americans.
LORD God Almighty has filed a £6m lawsuit against inflatable glamour model Jordan for bringing his name into disrepute.
A PROFESSIONAL footballer did it with some dolly bird, it has been confirmed.
ARNOLD Schwarzenegger knew his marriage was doomed shortly after the birth of a three-stone baby carrying a sawn-off shotgun.
A THOUSAND years of British legal history has reached its summit in a decision on the privacy of a woman's fandango.
PRINCE Philip will be allowed into Ireland today on condition he calls them all 'Micks' no more than eight times during the four day visit.
RESEARCHERS are to launch a fresh study into what Keith Allen is for.