Celebrity
Charities Launch Appeal For Celebrity Cocaine Money
A GROUP of leading charities last night launched GakAid, a joint Christmas appeal urging celebrities to donate one percent of their nosebag money to Africa.
Charity Concert For Pampered Millionaire Superstar
FRIENDS of troubled singer George Michael will stage a charity concert to highlight the problems of being incredibly rich, stoned and sexually satisfied.
Panic Spreads As Sting Is Right About Something
COMMUNITIES across Britain were gripped by fear last night after Sting was right about something.
Lethal Injection For Man Who Gave £350k To Jordan
AS the Washington Sniper received his lethal injection last night, campaigners in Britain asked if there was any left for whoever gave Jordan £350,000 to do I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.
Jedward 'Are Harbingers Of The Apocalypse'
A JOHN and Edward victory in the X-Factor could herald the End of Days, it emerged last night.
Millions Volunteer To Fire A Crossbow At Aa Gill
MILLIONS of people last night demanded the chance to fire a crossbow at the restaurant critic AA Gill to see exactly how happy it would make them.
Everyone To Run Everything By Stephen Fry
EVERYONE is to run everything past Stephen Fry first just to make sure it's okay, it was confirmed last night.
Angry Cheryl Fans Demand Real Miming
CHERYL Cole has angered fans after it emerged she will perform on the X-Factor using a remote controlled, animatronic mouth to mimic the appearance of live miming.