A GROUP of leading charities last night launched GakAid, a joint Christmas appeal urging celebrities to donate one percent of their nosebag money to Africa.
FRIENDS of troubled singer George Michael will stage a charity concert to highlight the problems of being incredibly rich, stoned and sexually satisfied.
COMMUNITIES across Britain were gripped by fear last night after Sting was right about something.
AS the Washington Sniper received his lethal injection last night, campaigners in Britain asked if there was any left for whoever gave Jordan £350,000 to do I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here.
A JOHN and Edward victory in the X-Factor could herald the End of Days, it emerged last night.
MILLIONS of people last night demanded the chance to fire a crossbow at the restaurant critic AA Gill to see exactly how happy it would make them.
EVERYONE is to run everything past Stephen Fry first just to make sure it's okay, it was confirmed last night.
CHERYL Cole has angered fans after it emerged she will perform on the X-Factor using a remote controlled, animatronic mouth to mimic the appearance of live miming.