WAYNE Hayes has worked with, played football against, babysat and lived next-door to each and every Great British Olympic medalist, weary colleagues have revealed.
BRITAIN now belongs to a Peruvian drug lord after an ‘accident’ by Boris Johnson.
THE 180,000 new registered Labour supporters thought they were buying exclusive front-row access to a Beyonce gig.
THE Queen has assured David Cameron that he was her worst prime minister ‘by miles’.
THE Queen has reflected that, considering all the constitutional powers she has, it is a good thing she could not care less about Britain anymore.
DAVID Cameron has thanked Andy Murray for throwing him under a bus at Wimbledon yesterday.
FORMER president George W Bush has picked up his iPhone, looked at the caller, returned it to his pocket and continued his round of golf.
BORIS Johnson has left the Conservative leadership race to return to the pages of the Beano, he has confirmed.