CELEBRITIES are to have the meaning of the word 'bully' explained to them, in a bid to stop it becoming utterly meaningless.
JEREMY Clarkson has infuriated wildlife groups by describing owls as 'head-rotating gaylords' and 'mouse munchers'.
THE Olympic torch is becoming increasingly arrogant and egotistical, it has emerged.
HAVING an interest in Lindsay Lohan is a form of insanity, psychiatrists have confirmed.
US REALITY star Kim Kardashian will face Pippa Middleton in a buttock-based confrontation that could decide the future of the monarchy.
A 22-YEAR-OLD Londoner has been amazed to find more than a hundred stories about her weight, dress sense and love life on the Daily Mail's website.
ONCE-GREAT Jedi Master Yoda will flog anything for cash, it has emerged.
PEOPLE'S princess Jordan has agreed to marry Argentinian Leandro Penna
to prevent war between his country and the British Empire.