Celebrity

Queen unveils plan for foul-mouthed jubilee tirade

PLANS for the Queen's Diamond Jubilee will include a speech of unimaginable filth.

Winehouse ghost 'least weird thing' in Pete Doherty’s flat

PETE Doherty believes he shares his flat with a nine-foot meerkat and a talking sofa as well as the ghost of Amy Winehouse, it emerged last night.

Woman to explain why she had sex with Clarkson

BRITAIN is today awaiting the explanation of a Jeremy Clarkson sex partner.

Clarkson sues Gervais for schtick theft

TOP Gear lynchpin Jeremy Clarkson is to sue Ricky Gervais for trying to steal his personality.

Morrissey to sue himself

MORRISSEY the Singer is to sue himself after things he said made people think he might be a bit racist.

McCartney hoping this one isn't mad

SIR Paul McCartney last night toasted his new bride saying, 'I really hope you're not a complete nutcase'.

Jackson's doctor accused of making him weird

MICHAEL Jackson's doctor has gone on trial accused of making him weirder than a bald cat.

What kind of car does Tindall drive? asks Prince Philip

PRINCE Philip has asked his staff to find out what kind of car England Rugby captain Mike Tindall is currently driving.