BRITAIN'S famous people are still insisting they are entitled to any kind of private life, it emerged last night.
BBC newsreader Peter Sissons was told not to mention that the Queen Mother was usually hammered.
THE writing team behind Jordan is considering killing Alex Reid amid concerns the story is becoming too complex for its target demographic.
HOLLYWOOD shone like a dazzling beacon of breathtaking glamour last
night as a series of pathological narcissists made speeches about how
important their pathetic jobs are.
THE ban on street brawling will be lifted temporarily for the royal
wedding to allow celebratory fighting, it has been confirmed.
CHERYL Cole and Captain Steve Zodiac of Fireball XL-5 have been all over each in South Africa.
YOU would not believe the size of Billy Bragg's house, it emerged last night.