DRESSING-up hardman Sean Bean has taken a crucial step towards becoming the North of England's first living saint.
THE tabloid phone hacking scandal widened last night to include some voicemail messages you may actually care about.
LAST-MINUTE negotiations over Cheryl Cole's television career were
abruptly terminated last night after her management team decided to
start living actual lives.
PIPPA Middleton was last night accused of cashing in on her sister's royal status after ruthlessly hijacking the beginning of this sentence.
AGEING actor Harrison Ford has forgotten his starring role in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, it emerged last night.
BRITISH culture was dealt a devastating blow last night after Cheryl Cole was sacked by Americans.
LORD God Almighty has filed a £6m lawsuit against inflatable glamour model Jordan for bringing his name into disrepute.
A PROFESSIONAL footballer did it with some dolly bird, it has been confirmed.