DAVID Beckham will donate his salary to disadvantaged children with unco-operative hair.
THE middle classes are not going to do anything without getting Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's explicit permission.
THE Queen's powers include the right to veto the prime minister's toilet habits, it has emerged.
TV PROPERTY and lifestyle guru Kirstie Allsopp lives in unbelievable squalor, it has emerged.
ONE Direction's middle-aged male fanbase wants to kill Taylor Swift, it has emerged.