SPECULATION was growing last night over which international pop superstar likes to get buck naked and ride bareback on a pot-bellied pig.
HOLLY Willoughby and Fearne Cotton are the twin sisters of Beelzebub and must be destroyed at all costs, experts have claimed.
BRITAIN faced a fresh pop crisis last night after it emerged that X Factor favourite Cher Lloyd has been behaving like a teenage girl.
CHERYL Cole dismissed claims of racism last night, insisting it has been years since she physically attacked a black person.
TROUBLED actress Lindsay Lohan is still highly do-able despite all the drugs, doctors have conceded.
DAVID Beckham has angrily denied claims he slept with a prostitute insisting he could only ever be unfaithful to his wife with a contractually branded tart.
THE Queen will today have soup and sandwiches at her Edinburgh home with an insane German criminal she met off a plane.
VICTORIOUS housemate Josie Gibson is to become 'home' for a tiny submarine carrying Celebrity Big Brother contestants, it has emerged.