THE Middleton family has unveiled Britain's most middle class coat of arms.
HUGH Grant is back on top of the Hollywood A-list after rave reviews for his new film The Englishman Who Went to a Pub With a Hidden Microphone.
TV bad boy Jeremy Clarkson remains filled with inner turmoil
after shattering Richard Hammond's heart into a million tiny pieces, it
THE Church of England has urged Prince William not to hop on a passing skank if Kate Middleton gains a few pounds.
TV spiv Derek Acorah has perfomed a mysterious ritual to rid an ordinary family of its self-esteem.
AS the Fukushima nuclear power station teeters on the brink of a catastrophic meltdown, someone has pointed out that it looks a bit like Fern Britton.
MOST British teachers are not famous enough to be able to inspire their pupils, according to a new report.
KATE Middleton has set up her own secret wedding list at John Lewis, it emerged last night.