SCREEN icon George Clooney split from Elisabetta Canalis because she kept distracting from his vegetable patch, it has emerged.
THE alleged plot to kill Joss Stone with a sword is not one of those dreams you keep having, it emerged last night.
DRESSING-up hardman Sean Bean has taken a crucial step towards becoming the North of England's first living saint.
THE tabloid phone hacking scandal widened last night to include some voicemail messages you may actually care about.
LAST-MINUTE negotiations over Cheryl Cole's television career were
abruptly terminated last night after her management team decided to
start living actual lives.
PIPPA Middleton was last night accused of cashing in on her sister's royal status after ruthlessly hijacking the beginning of this sentence.
AGEING actor Harrison Ford has forgotten his starring role in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, it emerged last night.
BRITISH culture was dealt a devastating blow last night after Cheryl Cole was sacked by Americans.