Gwyneth really excited about crack

GWYNETH Paltrow's latest fad is homemade crack cocaine.

I wasn't stuck in anything, says Cameron sheep

A SHEEP has claimed that David Cameron was doing something other than rescuing it.

Duchess of Cambridge ‘usually mashed’

THE Duchess of Cambridge gets through tedious public engagements with a cocktail of illegal drugs, it has emerged.

Kate still explaining 'baby on board' badge to Queen and Prince Philip

THE Duchess of Cambridge is still trying to explain to her grandparents-in-law why London Underground gave her a badge that says 'baby on board'.

Celebrities ‘may be fallible’

COMMENTS by actor Bill Roache have led the public to question the infallibility of celebrities.