Retired footballers start tropical detective agency

FORMER Premier League players have joined forces to fight crime in exotic locations.

Kevin McCloud lives on new-build estate

GRAND Designs presenter Kevin McCloud lives on an estate called The Glades, it has emerged.

Brad Pitt had testicles removed seven years ago

BRAD Pitt has revealed he had his testicles surgically removed seven years ago.

Prince Charles injured by heavy irony

PRINCE Charles is recovering in hospital after a big lump of science-related irony hit him on the head.

Charles to become Queen

FORMER Prince Charles has mixed feelings about his new role as the Queen, it has emerged.

Ex-pope still hanging around Vatican annoying everyone

EX-POPE Benedict is seriously getting under people’s feet at the Vatican, say cardinals.

I am just dreadful, admits Paltrow

GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.