Kate Middleton breached my privacy, says orangutan

THE orangutan photographed by Kate Middleton is seeking damages, it has emerged.

Peaches Geldof pregnant with herself

PEACHES Geldof has revealed she is due to give birth to herself in less than two months.

Mervyn King is an emo

BANK of England chief Mervyn King likes alternative rock and spiked wristbands, it has emerged.

Could Newsnight have stopped Savile even though he was dead?

NEWSNIGHT'S Jimmy Savile investigation could have stopped the paedophile from abusing more victims even though he had been dead for two months, it has been confirmed.

Charles letters kept secret because he is obviously insane

LETTERS from Prince Charles to government ministers are to be kept secret because they reveal the full extent of his insanity.