PRINCE Charles is recovering in hospital after a big lump of science-related irony hit him on the head.
FORMER Prince Charles has mixed feelings about his new role as the Queen, it has emerged.
EX-POPE Benedict is seriously getting under people’s feet at the Vatican, say cardinals.
GWYNETH Paltrow has admitted she is jaw-droppingly ghastly and awful.
RICHARD Dawkins is the star of a new sitcom where his wife secretly takes in God as a lodger.
THE newly-reanimated 18th century writer Dr Johnson is not enjoying modern London.
THE Queen has suffered extensive injuries after being repeatedly thrown into the air during birthday celebrations.