What will the royal baby look like?

AMAZING artists' impressions of the royal baby that are both endearing and creepy.

Masterchef 'an elaborate cannibal ploy to fatten up Greg Wallace'

THE cannibals behind TV's Masterchef planned to eat Greg Wallace when he reaches sufficient plumpness, it has emerged.

Royal foetus planning typical royal lifestyle

THE royal foetus plans to get a pair of mediocre A-levels, have a brief military career or set up an unsuccessful cake business, it has emerged.

It had better not be ginger, Queen warns Harry

IF Kate Middleton's baby has red hair there is going to be big trouble, the Queen has warned Prince Harry.