THE Clean Up The Queen campaign is enlisting the public’s help to stop Her Majesty cursing like a drunken sailor.
DOCTORS are fighting to remove the smug half-smile from Leonardo DiCaprio’s face, it has emerged.
EVERY man, woman and child in the UK knew that Jimmy Savile was a sexual predator for 30 years, it has emerged.
JEREMY Clarkson has officially apologised to cold cuts and salads after saying they were not good enough for him.
A BRISTOL Zoo-based gorilla mother is under fire after it was claimed she made no effort to have a natural birth.
THE world’s most renowned left-wing thinker has decided to retire following Russell Brand’s latest online rant, it has been confirmed.
DERREN Brown has goat-like hooves because of doing black magic, it has emerged.
AFTER spending yesterday guest editing the Huffington Post, Kate Middleton will today act as guest editor of Crafty Carper magazine.