KANYE West has found a window in his schedule of twattery to release some of his music.
LISTENING to what actors think is stupid because they are stupid, it has been confirmed.
THE recent spate of celebrity deaths is because you, and all the famous people you like, are getting really old, experts have confirmed.
COMPELLING evidence has emerged that a long-standing male BBC presenter was a nice person.
U2 FRONTMAN Bono has paid tribute to David Bowie by promising to stop singing.
KEITH Richards has told Death to move along.
MODEL Jerry Hall, whose four previous husbands met unexplained deaths, is to become the sixth wife of convicted poisoner Rupert Murdoch.
AN AUDIT manager has arrived at the office with a red-and-blue Ziggy Stardust lightning bolt on his face which has yet to be mentioned by anyone.