PIPPA Middleton has confirmed plans to destroy the aristocracy from within.
COMPULSORY military service has been brought back for young people who have a large following on YouTube.
DAVID Cameron is planning to go to the pub tonight with Jamie Oliver and that cheese twat from Blur, Britons have been warned.
PERKY posterior beach body confidence ample cleavage, it has emerged.
THE -gate suffix, used for political scandals since 1972’s Watergate, has admitted that yesterday’s Traingate is a new low.
BRITAIN’S Olympians have brought shame upon the country by attempting to smuggle rare metals from Brazil.
WOMEN are opposed to Nicole Scherzinger, it has been confirmed.
WAYNE Hayes has worked with, played football against, babysat and lived next-door to each and every Great British Olympic medalist, weary colleagues have revealed.
- Boris Johnson ‘may have accidentally sold Britain to Peruvian drug lord’
- 180,000 new Labour members thought they were getting Beyonce tickets
- Off you f**k, Queen tells Cameron
- Queen reflects that it’s a good thing she doesn’t give a shit
- Thank you so much for drawing attention to me, Cameron tells Murray