DAVID Cameron has thanked Andy Murray for throwing him under a bus at Wimbledon yesterday.
FORMER president George W Bush has picked up his iPhone, looked at the caller, returned it to his pocket and continued his round of golf.
BORIS Johnson has left the Conservative leadership race to return to the pages of the Beano, he has confirmed.
KING Arthur has returned in Britain’s hour of need with a plan mainly involving swords, he has announced.
THE moment Sonic The Hedgehog has dreaded finally came yesterday when office colleagues discovered who he used to be.
A 28-YEAR-OLD British man has resigned himself to the inevitability of a relationship with Taylor Swift.
THE Duke of Edinburgh is absolutely delighted to see his grandson on the cover of a gay magazine.
THE Queen's top ten songs are all by her favourite artist Lethal Bizzle, it has been confirmed.