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Prince George rejects Christianity

THE heir to the throne thinks Christianity is a load of nonsense, it has emerged.

Bake Off winner taken to underground lair of Mr Kipling

THE winner of The Great British Bake Off has left humanity to work in Mr Kipling's underground cake catacombs.

Morrissey actually hard

THE memoir of pop singer Morrissey has revealed his voracious appetite for lager and fighting.

Yeti DNA-tested live on Jeremy Kyle

THE Yeti has appeared on The Jeremy Kyle Show to settle questions of its parentage.

Wessexes excluded from christening for vol-au-vent theft

EDWARD and Sophie are not attending Prince George's christening because they stole canapés at his parents' wedding.

I live on my private island because it is private and an island, says Branson

SIR Richard Branson has revealed he lives most of the year on his private island because it is exactly that.

Thom Yorke warns isolated tribes about Spotify

RADIOHEAD singer Thom Yorke is visiting the world's remotest places to warn their inhabitants about Spotify.

Higgs spends Nobel money on pimped-out SUV

NOBEL Prize recipient Peter Higgs has spent his prize money on a customised lilac sports utility vehicle.