TV COOK Nigella Lawson is possessed by a demon, it has emerged.
BARONESS Thatcher's iconic outfits are to be auctioned off to old, rich men who will put them on in front of full-length mirrors.
NOVELIST Martin Amis has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn just isn’t likeable in the way that he is.
BEYONCE is more than 14 billion years old and survived the heat-death and collapse of a previous universe, it has emerged.
JAMIE Oliver has appealed for the safe return of his favourite herbs after a break-in at his North London home.
ACTOR Daniel Craig has discovered that playing James Bond is better than almost every other job.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has grown out her hair to hide the Dead Kennedys tattoo on her right temple.
THE Queen is escalating her beef with Jeremy Corbyn by recording a blistering diss track, the palace has confirmed.