Celebrity

You only have to whore yourself creatively, says Cheryl

CHERYL from Girls Aloud has told young female singers they will need to prostitute themselves creatively but not physically.

Prince Harry called up to join The Fall

FOLLOWING his departure from the army, Prince Harry has been called up to play bass in The Fall.

Richard III a great guy apart from killing those kids

BRITAIN has been celebrating the life of Richard III, who was misunderstood although he did probably murder two kids.

Morrissey enjoying International Day of Happiness

MUSICIAN Morrissey has abandoned his usual miserablism for a day enjoying everything good life has to offer.

Join us at ITV, undead stars tell Clarkson

STARS who have left the BBC for ITV have beseeched Jeremy Clarkson to join them in the darkness.

Clarkson suspended for act of kindness

JEREMY Clarkson has been suspended by the BBC for helping some disabled children.

Famous women celebrate Famous Women’s Day

VARIOUS actresses, musicians and the Kardashians have celebrated a day for famous females who want to get a bit more famous.

Celebrities now landing planes wherever they feel like

CELEBRITIES are so detached from everyday life they are landing their planes wherever they want, experts have claimed.