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Middle class to seek Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's approval on everything

THE middle classes are not going to do anything without getting Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's explicit permission.

Prince Harry dating Xena

Queen 'can veto Prime Ministerial urination'

THE Queen's powers include the right to veto the prime minister's toilet habits, it has emerged.

Kirstie Allsopp 'eats handfuls of dry Horlicks'

TV PROPERTY and lifestyle guru Kirstie Allsopp lives in unbelievable squalor, it has emerged.

Queen makes history by selling unwanted gifts on Ebay

Why isn't Harry Styles buying us cupcakes? ask middle-aged men

ONE Direction's middle-aged male fanbase wants to kill Taylor Swift, it has emerged.

Justin Bieber 'does not have testicles'

Stephen Hawking to spend £1.8 million on scratchcards

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