THE world’s most renowned left-wing thinker has decided to retire following Russell Brand’s latest online rant, it has been confirmed.
DERREN Brown has goat-like hooves because of doing black magic, it has emerged.
AFTER spending yesterday guest editing the Huffington Post, Kate Middleton will today act as guest editor of Crafty Carper magazine.
KANYE West has found a window in his schedule of twattery to release some of his music.
LISTENING to what actors think is stupid because they are stupid, it has been confirmed.
THE recent spate of celebrity deaths is because you, and all the famous people you like, are getting really old, experts have confirmed.
COMPELLING evidence has emerged that a long-standing male BBC presenter was a nice person.
U2 FRONTMAN Bono has paid tribute to David Bowie by promising to stop singing.
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