RESEARCHERS have admitted defeat in the search for a picture of Tony Blair looking trustworthy.
ANGELINA Jolie and Brad Pitt were last night forced to tell William Hague they planned to spend the evening alone.
THE page boy who fainted during the Queen's speech had been weakened by Prince Philip's vampiric tendencies.
BRITAIN has congratulated the Queen on her new mobile box, with windows big enough so we can see her lovely hands.
SOCIETY is at a point where presenters of light entertainment television are regarded as wise sages.
SPAIN is to get a coronation and some new stamps and post boxes, unlike some other countries with old monarchs.
EUROVISION winner Conchita has advised Nigel Farage to make the most of his fleeting moment of glory.
THE Chancellor of the Exchequer's cat has been charged with soliciting after being found in a red light district.