A COUPLE have won the legal right to be married in a British Scientology chapel, allowing Tom Cruise to be a best man for the 3,814th time.
NELSON Mandela has passed away after wearing himself out by changing the world.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has wowed people by arriving at a location in some clothes.
MAIL Online is celebrating a victory against Google which leaves it the number one internet resource for underage images.
THE Prince of Wales has been hailed as a hero by people who feel they've done nothing with their lives.
RICHARD Dawkins has threatened punitive action against anyone giving or receiving his books for Christmas.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has followed up her new hairstyle with radical cosmetic surgery and a new name.
MILLIONS of young girls just pretended to like Justin Bieber as an evil joke, it has emerged.