THE Duchess of Cambridge has followed up her new hairstyle with radical cosmetic surgery and a new name.
MILLIONS of young girls just pretended to like Justin Bieber as an evil joke, it has emerged.
JEREMY Clarkson will be guest editor of the Guardian for a week, the newspaper has announced.
BORIS Johnson has admitted being 'on the pipe'.
ESTHER Rantzen has been present at every key moment in human history, it has emerged.
DAVID Beckham has attacked an "unimaginative" Cheshire hairdresser in his latest autobiography.
RICHARD Dawkins is in hiding after discovering a Catholic plot to stockpile honey.
FORMER News of the World editors Rebecca Brooks and Andy Coulson would only discuss their intercourse after paying each other five-figure sums, it has been claimed.