PRINCE William is to quit the armed forces and become a full-time public relations consultant.
MILEY Cyrus's tongue will soon be three times longer than her body, experts have warned.
PRINCE Andrew probably walked out of Buckingham Palace with more than £2m in jewels - after being caught by the police.
RUSSELL Brand has enjoyed the comfort of a Mercedes Benz, just like Adolf Hitler.
GOD has apologised to mankind in a dramatic interview with the late Sir David Frost.
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