NON-CATHOLICS have called for an investigation after they were once again passed over for sainthood.
TELEVISION naturalist Chris Packham has escaped Maltese police custody with the help of birds.
PRINCE William has lapsed into behaving like a 16th century tyrant during his tour of Australia.
PRINCE William only asked a New Zealand woman to make another baby shawl because the first one was so shit.
PRINCE George has has his first taste of the lifetime of tribal dances and military parades stretching out before him.
NIGELLA Lawson has asked the US how come she gets barred but Keith Richards wanders in and out like he owns the place.
PRINCE George has grown into a bouncing, bright-eyed cocker spaniel, new pictures have revealed.
GWYNETH Paltrow and Chris Martin's marriage has succeeded in a splitting up kind of way, they have announced.