Celebrity

Mariah Carey getting nothing for Christmas again

POP star Mariah Carey is to receive no Christmas presents from her friends, family or record label for the 19th consecutive year.

Man celebrated for achievement in the field of stealing

THE late Ronnie Biggs has been hailed for his contribution to theft.

Pope named Pope of the Year

TIME Magazine's prestigious Pope of the Year award has been handed to new-pope-on-the-block Pope Francis.

Tom Cruise is best man at every Scientology wedding

A COUPLE have won the legal right to be married in a British Scientology chapel, allowing Tom Cruise to be a best man for the 3,814th time.

Mandela understandably exhausted

NELSON Mandela has passed away after wearing himself out by changing the world.

Duchess wows easily-wowed crowd

THE Duchess of Cambridge has wowed people by arriving at a location in some clothes.

Daily Mail wins monopoly on alluring teens

MAIL Online is celebrating a victory against Google which leaves it the number one internet resource for underage images.

Prince Charles 'an inspiration to people who've wasted their lives'

THE Prince of Wales has been hailed as a hero by people who feel they've done nothing with their lives.