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Now give us the baby, say Welsh

THE Welsh have demanded the royal baby be given to them so the initiation can begin.

Royal baby's name revealed as Chunky

THE impending royal baby is to be named Chunky, regardless of its gender.

JK Rowling recorded two dubstep albums as Burial

HARRY Potter author JK Rowling has been revealed as the enigmatic dubstep producer Burial.

Murray knighthood would be like 'world's greatest dad' t-shirt

AWARDING a knighthood to Andy Murray would be a bit pathetic, it has been confirmed.

Zara baby to trigger civil war

THE announcement of a rival royal baby means that full-scale civil war is now inevitable.