PRINCE William only asked a New Zealand woman to make another baby shawl because the first one was so shit.
PRINCE George has has his first taste of the lifetime of tribal dances and military parades stretching out before him.
NIGELLA Lawson has asked the US how come she gets barred but Keith Richards wanders in and out like he owns the place.
PRINCE George has grown into a bouncing, bright-eyed cocker spaniel, new pictures have revealed.
GWYNETH Paltrow and Chris Martin's marriage has succeeded in a splitting up kind of way, they have announced.
STEPHEN Hawking has made millions by using quantum theory in gambling, he has revealed.
PEOPLE have been left feeling vaguely unsatisfied following the death of a stark raving madman.
CRUFTS winner Ricky the poodle has said he just likes to do normal disgusting dog stuff.