BRITONS are concerned they have woken up in an alternate dimension after seeing crowds cheering Jim Davidson.
PULP Fiction director Quentin Tarantino is suing himself for writing a screenplay clearly derivative of his earlier work.
THE Queen is to offer bed and breakfast accommodation so that she can continue living in Buckingham Palace.
THE Prince of Wales is being exposed to the working classes twice daily to bolster his immune system before he takes the throne.
FORMER England rugby captain Mike Tindall has strengthened his bid to seize the throne from Queen Elizabeth.
THE world's moviegoers are debating when they'll decide they can no longer stand actress Jennifer Lawrence.
THE one-year-old heir to the British throne has started his first term at Gordonstoun preparatory school.
POP star Mariah Carey is to receive no Christmas presents from her friends, family or record label for the 19th consecutive year.