Celebrity

I love money, says Queen

THE best thing about being monarch is the huge amount of money you get, the Queen has confirmed.

Everyone at fancy wedding is fabulous

EVERYONE who attended the society wedding of the year is completely fantastic in every way.

Heaven hit by mysterious fires

A SPATE of restaurant fires in Heaven has been linked to Tony Soprano.

Pope John Paul II 'completed Jet Set Willy'

THE former Pope's mystery-shrouded miracle was completing an impossible computer game in the 80s, it has emerged.

Kate to give birth while watching Foyle's War and eating a pie

THE Duchess of Cambridge has revealed that her birth plan includes some murder mystery DVDs and a homemade pork pie.

BBC paid for Tom Jones to hunt humans

THE BBC paid vast sums to allow The Voice star Sir Tom Jones to hunt humans, it has emerged.

Britain 'incredibly proud' of man who fell out of building

BRITAIN is still a world-leader at producing people who can fall out of buildings, it has been confirmed.