Prince Charles thinks Queen is Mother Nature

PRINCE Charles believes ‘Mother Nature’ and his mother the Queen are the same thing, it has emerged.

The Prince’s belief in his parent as an all-powerful elemental force became apparent during last night’s Countryfile.

Speaking on the programme, Prince Charles said: “Every time the grass grows, or a bunny skips about, that’s mother’s doing.  Frankly I’m not sure how she does it, especially with all those state visits she goes on.

“We must pay our respect and reverence to her, she’s a great deal more powerful than we are.  She can make an oak tree grow out of your stomach just by looking at you.”

Presenters Matt Baker and Julia Bradbury looked uncomfortable as the Prince bowed to a hawthorn bush and winked at a squirrel.

When asked about the weather, Charles replied: “That’s all mother’s doing as well.  It was all over the place last week, but of course that’s because she was mostly on the toilet.”

He added: “Mother Nature’s not going to last forever, and then of course I’ll take over.

“I’ll need your help at first, until I’ve got to grips with all the cloud machines and worm schedules.

“Things will be a little different when I’m in charge. There’ll be apples the size of footballs, and all the weasels will learn to dance.”