Queen poleaxes disgraceful Canadian with elbow to the chin

20-07-17

THE Queen has responded to a breach of etiquette by Canada’s Governor General by smashing her elbow right into his chin.

David Johnston laid hands on the monarch’s elbow while descending a staircase in London, against all protocol, and attempted to claim his infraction was because of a ‘slippy carpet’.

But Elizabeth II immediately recognised the assault on her person – and Great Britain  – and after pausing for breath, suddenly slammed her elbow into his jaw.

As he rolled dazed to the foot of the stairs, Her Royal Majesty clambered to the top and, displaying her white-clad elbow to the baying crowd, prepared to unleash her signature ‘elbow drop’ move.

To chants of ‘finish him’ the Queen then leapt into the air and seemed to hang motionless for a moment before impacting with full Royal force onto His Excellency’s chest.

She then stripped him off his official Great Seal of Canada and held it aloft to the deafening cheers of the assembled public.

After hospital treatment the Governor General will be returned to his native Canada to live alone on an ice floe, in accordance with tradition.

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