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THE Queen carries a Swastika tattoo on her wrist and believes Zionists control the Post Office, Princess Diana's butler revealed yesterday.
 The Queen has waged a 30-year war against the Post Office
Burrell described how, two months after Diana's death, he met with the Queen in a darkened room underneath Trafalgar Square.
He told the court: "Her Majesty frisked me and then asked if I had ever seen Fiddler on the Roof.
"When I said no, she slapped a hand on my shoulder and said 'good on you my son'. "She then lifted the cuff of her smart two piece day-suit and showed me what seemed to be a DIY Swastika tattoo, before winking at me and warning me never to use the public lavatories at Runnymede."
Burrell also revealed that Diana was reluctant to have sex with anyone who was not a surgeon or at least had some form of advanced medical training.
"Oh, she loved the surgeons," he said. "Whenever she saw a good looking man on television I'd immediately have to find out if they had any surgical experience. "If not she would usually make do, as long as they had seen a recent episode of ER."
Burrell said he was the 'hub at the centre of Diana's spokes', while her brother, Earl Spencer, was the water bottle and Elton John was a set of Shimano cantilever brakes, priced at £8.99 from Halfords.
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