Royal gift incinerator at maximum capacity
BUCKINGHAM PALACE’S gift incinerator is working at maximum capacity, it has emerged.
A palace spokesman said: “Hand-made cards done by crayon-wielding idiots, boxes of plebby chocolates, crummy garage flowers…
“It’s going to take years to burn all this stuff, with a team of nine gift-cremators working around the clock.
“That’s not to say the royal family don’t appreciate getting these presents. They use the energy to heat the palace.”