Security guard has seen every Steven Seagal film

17-06-17

A SUPERMARKET security guard has seen every single Steven Seagal film and many twice.

Roy Hobbs, an employee of Tesco Extra in Bedford, enjoys chatting to anyone who has seen a Seagal vehicle but never meets any who has seen as many as him.

He said: “Everyone’s seen Under Siege, obviously. It’s an acknowledged classic like Eraser or Over The Top.

“But Seagal’s a surprisingly versatile actor. He’s been an oil-drilling specialist, an environment protection agent, an immunologist, and an alcoholic former cop forced to work as a hitman.

“I’ve had lots of different jobs, so I can identify with that.”

Co-worker Wayne Hayes said: “The thing is, I’ve seen one Steven Seagal film and that kind of counts as them all.”

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