A BUNCH of ‘flooding experts’ have come up with a lot of fancy solutions three weeks too late.
The ‘experts’ published a so-called ‘open letter’, which is basically an excuse for people who think they are better than you to rub your nose in it.
The pathetic show-offs said they knew all about flooding and that if we did not want any more of it we should do exactly what they say, no matter what.
Martin Bishop, from Somerset, said: “So what you’re saying is that we should make all the water go somewhere else. I see.
“Thank fuck you wrote it down because you don’t want to forget a brilliant idea like that.”
He added: “Do you think maybe we could pump all the shit out of my kitchen before you start lording it over me like a bunch of smart-arse twats?”
