WATER voles are no longer taking shit off predators, it has emerged.
THE prospect of decent weather has inspired truly heartbreaking levels of joy across the UK.
BRITAIN'S most aggressive swan has explained the mysterious technique that allows his species to break your arm or leg.
RESIDENTS of flood-threatened Somerset have offered up the lives of two fair maidens.
THE spare room you've been meaning to turn into an office will instead used to store carbon dioxide, it has emerged.
KEEPERS at Edinburgh Zoo have received a series of alarming requests from the two giant pandas in its mating room.
A PYGMY hippo calf is using mind powers to exert a malevolent hold on those around him, it has been claimed.
THE majority of ticks have a poor self-image, it has been claimed.