THERE is a reasonable chance Britain will still have electricity in two year's time, according to the government's long-awaited energy bill.
MAGELLANIC penguins, supposedly nature's most loyal animals, have a whorehouse on their migration route.
A WORLD in which bananas are the main thing sounds absolutely brilliant, it has been agreed.
HURRICANE Sandy is just an unfortunate bout of bad weather, according to America's right-wing clerics.
BBC star David Attenborough regularly filmed animals copulating, it has been claimed.
MEN-O-WAR sting swimmers then feel them up with their tentacles, it has been claimed.
THE environment has been accused of wasting taxpayer’s money on virtually useless plants and animals.