THIS year's autumn leaves are looking amazing if that's the kind of thing you're into.
THE public has been warned to keep away from farmers after a yoghurt fan was shot while asking a Welsh herdsman to 'bust some rhymes'.
DAVID Cameron has said domestic energy bills will tumble once everybody's house is a pile of rubble.
TEMPERATURES in the UK are going to fall sharply over the coming weeks
because that is what happens at this time of year, it has been claimed.
THE latest edition of the Times Atlas of the World has missed out a huge mass of twats talking shit at each other.
MILLIONAIRE banker Sir David Scholey remains unable to achieve an erect penis despite shooting bullets into a lion, it has emerged.
OTTERS have returned to the UK's riverbanks and it's gonna be off the chain, it has emerged.
DRUNKEN polar bears will be able to get piss-poor pints of Guinness in sub-zero theme pubs after proving their Irishness.