FLY Rob Hobbs is struggling to think logically after becoming trapped in a house.
THE Tree of the Year competition is dominated by trees with wealthy and well-connected parents, critics have claimed.
PETS of all species have demanded that unlimited amounts of food are made available to them at all times.
A GROUP of caners spotted in a Welsh valley noted for psilocybin mushrooms have claimed they were just getting some fresh air.
LOCALS in a Somerset village have flatly denied claims of a pervasive smell of excrement.
THE famous 40-a-day pigeons of Trafalgar Square are going to ignore new laws against smoking in public.
FORMER environmental organisation Greenpeace has pledged to wipe out all animal species then blow up the planet.
PRIVATISED rail companies are using a weather machine to justify their piss-poor service, it has emerged.