Men die of horniness in one-day heatwave

YESTERDAY'S 24-hour heatwave has claimed the lives of nine men who were overwhelmed by sex thoughts.

That flower was gagging for it, says bee

A BEE has described giving a good-looking purple flower the pollinating of its life.

Dolphins slag each other off

DOLPHINS have been observed displaying two-faced behaviour.

Birth of royal baby pushes human population beyond sustainability

THE royal birth represents the population 'tipping point' beyond which the planet cannot sustain human life.

Just what the hell do you people want? asks sun

THE sun has expressed bafflement at Britain's reaction to it shining for a few days.

Bats would rather do it with other species

THE UK’s bats are not having sex because they find each other weird-looking.