YELLOW-LEGGED hornets have promised to sting anyone who compares them to human immigrants.
THE UK's giant panda breeding hopes are in tatters after female Tian Tian announced she likes her prospective partner as a friend.
PLANET Earth's eating habits are out of control, it has been confirmed.
WALES has asked for science to apologise after threats of solar storms were confirmed.
THERE'S quite a lot water around these days isn't there, according to a committee of MPs.
THE dolphin freed from a fishing line by a diver propositioned him shortly afterwards, it has emerged.