A BUNCH of ‘flooding experts’ have come up with a lot of fancy solutions three weeks too late.
METEOROLOGISTS have confirmed that Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse, will happen on Sunday.
SINKHOLES appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.
BRITAIN'S chaos crisis is no longer paralleled.
WALES is not there anymore.
DAVID Cameron will today visit one of the big, grey clouds over Britain in a bid to ‘get a handle’ on rain.
THE Environment Agency is to step up its attack on Somerset with more than two million carnivorous fish.
DEVON is promoting itself as the top holiday destination for lovers of beaver.