ENDANGERED water voles have designed a revised food chain where nothing eats them.
GEESE are inexplicably convinced that they are hard as nails, it has emerged.
DELIBERATELY antagonistic people are claiming to prefer the wet weather just to provoke arguments.
DRIVERS of 4x4 offroad vehicles are campaigning for more challenging roads with rubble and other hazards.
MILLIONS of gallons of face paint washed off in the wake of Brazil’s humiliating defeat have turned the nation’s rivers turquoise.
TOMCAT Roy Hobbs says he can't be bothered to catch mice, preferring to eat shitloads of Go-Cat.
CLAIMS that rain wouldn’t dampen spirits at Glastonbury and Wimbledon this weekend have been proved wrong.
OCTOPUSES have confirmed that they are not psychic and would prefer to be left alone.