THE UK's biggest fox could probably have beaten a very large badger in an amazing fight, experts have claimed.
CUMBRIANS have imposed a moratorium on sex with close relatives amid fears they may have angered a supernatural being who lives deep in the ground.
INSECTS and animals are increasingly exhibiting fame-hungry behaviour, according to experts.
ENERGY for next year's Glastonbury festival will be provided by a troupe of electromagnetic circus performers.
THE dome of St Paul's Cathedral will be able to process up to 30,000 tons of raw sewage a week, the government has confirmed.