CATS and otters are the same animal.
THE Met Office has confessed that no weather records have been kept because it seemed like a really boring thing to do.
SPIDERS living rent-free in houses must provide evidence that they are actually killing flies.
HUMANITY is conflicted over whether it is worth decimating the planet to maintain the supply of desirable consumer goods.
WILD pony Tom Logan has revealed ambitions other than becoming pie filling.
PLANET Earth has confirmed that it really does not like Sting.
ESSEX is to be turned into a gigantic sewage outflow for the city of London.
THE 2014 fungi crop is hoping to induce more cases of projectile vomiting after a disappointing 2013.