TWO giant pandas were very drunk within 15 minutes of arriving in Scotland, it has emerged.
EMPEROR penguins in the hit wildlife series Frozen Planet are given shots of whisky so they act-up for the cameras, it has been claimed.
BRITAIN'S bees are to be privatised in a bid to reverse their decline.
THERE are still wasps, everyone told everyone else this morning.
THIS year's autumn leaves are looking amazing if that's the kind of thing you're into.
THE public has been warned to keep away from farmers after a yoghurt fan was shot while asking a Welsh herdsman to 'bust some rhymes'.
DAVID Cameron has said domestic energy bills will tumble once everybody's house is a pile of rubble.
TEMPERATURES in the UK are going to fall sharply over the coming weeks
because that is what happens at this time of year, it has been claimed.