METEOROLOGISTS have confirmed that Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse, will happen on Sunday.
SINKHOLES appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.
BRITAIN'S chaos crisis is no longer paralleled.
WALES is not there anymore.
DAVID Cameron will today visit one of the big, grey clouds over Britain in a bid to ‘get a handle’ on rain.
THE Environment Agency is to step up its attack on Somerset with more than two million carnivorous fish.
DEVON is promoting itself as the top holiday destination for lovers of beaver.
NEWS editors have confirmed that they are mostly going to be doing pictures of waves for the time being.