BOAR are good for absolutely nothing, according to councillors in the Forest of Dean.
A WHALE graveyard is full of tacky and garish tributes left by other whales, it has emerged.
A BUNCH of ‘flooding experts’ have come up with a lot of fancy solutions three weeks too late.
METEOROLOGISTS have confirmed that Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse, will happen on Sunday.
SINKHOLES appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.
BRITAIN'S chaos crisis is no longer paralleled.
WALES is not there anymore.
DAVID Cameron will today visit one of the big, grey clouds over Britain in a bid to ‘get a handle’ on rain.