A RAT that is 'the size of a normal rat' has been sighted.
MUMS are treating the fairly cold weather as if it were lethal radiation, it has been confirmed.
FLOODING in places that have never suffered flooding before is now an annual pre-Christmas event, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN has once again found itself unprepared for snow as it has been since the beginning of recorded history.
DOGS are using social media for no-strings hookups with other dogs, it has emerged.
A DOG hipster will only eat an obscure type of vintage dog food that he enjoys in a semi-ironic way.
BUDGERIGARS imprisoned by weirdos around the UK have issued a statement pleading to be set free.
THE loss of two-thirds of the earth’s wild animals in the next four years has been blamed on their refusal to earn and save money.