THE Forth Road Bridge has been closed after engineers discovered it was well over the safe alcohol limit, it has emerged.
A RAT has been left depressed by reports of so-called ‘super rats’.
CLIMATE change can be stopped by purchasing goods that say ‘eco’ on the packaging, it has been claimed.
A HUGE cat has responded to attempts to evict it from a garden with cold indifference.
A 45-YEAR-OLD man has turned on his fog lights in the manner of a spy firing an under-bonnet machine gun.
A CAT has refused to eat a slightly cheaper brand of catfood, despite having recently eaten a rat.
A BRAVE dog has prevented its owner from talking to a possible romantic partner.
THE volume of drawings created by children will bury Britain by 2020 unless urgent action is taken, environmentalists have warned.