Environment

Student house rat infestation is a status symbol

STUDENTS think having a massive rat shitting in their kitchen is cool, it has emerged.

Still cold, say men without coats

MEN who decided to leave their jackets at home today have confirmed that they made a mistake.

Welsh weather explained to TripAdvisor beach judges

THE TripAdvisor judges who rated a Welsh beach as one of the world's top ten are being educated on the country's weather.

Boar, what are they good for? ask officials

BOAR are good for absolutely nothing, according to councillors in the Forest of Dean.

Whale graveyard full of mawkish tat

A WHALE graveyard is full of tacky and garish tributes left by other whales, it has emerged.

Bunch of flooding experts acting like smart arses

A BUNCH of ‘flooding experts’ have come up with a lot of fancy solutions three weeks too late.

Floods to be followed by giant wolf eating the sun

METEOROLOGISTS have confirmed that Ragnarok, the Viking apocalypse, will happen on Sunday.

Sinkholes are badgers’ revenge

THE sinkholes appearing across Britain are an act of revenge by the badgers.